a man goes for a job as a blacksmith, the first thing he gets asked is if he can shoe a horse, he replies, 'No, but i once told a donkey to fuck off!'
Two hookers standing on a street corner, one asks the other "Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?", "No but i've been swung around by the nipples"
Two hookers standing on a street corner, one asks the other "Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?", "No but i've been swung around by the nipples"