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As night is fading two hungry vampires are back in the cave, one turns to the other.
"It's no good I can't survive a whole day with no food, I'm going out again"
His mate tries everything to stop him as one touch of sunlight will turn him to dust but to no avail, it's only ten minutes to sunrise and so he transforms himself into a bat.
2 minutes later he returns.
He is covered in blood, dripping from his mouth and all over him.
"Where on earth did you get all that blood?" asks his mate changing also to bat form.
They fly out of the cave and perch on a ledge.
"See that tree?" asks the one who went out.
"Yeah?" Replies his hungry friend
"Well I fucking didn't!"