Bizarre habits

i fall in love with almost every woman i ever work with.

I'll join that club.

Count me in too.

Mobile phone in my left pocket? No fucking chance.

Mobile phone in my left pocket? No fucking chance.

+1

also

watching items on ebay that i have no interest in bidding but want to know how they get on

My music library on my computer also has to be perfectly organised. I can't stand it when I use someone else's computer and music files are tagged incorrectly or not at all, etc

My music library on my computer also has to be perfectly organised. I can't stand it when I use someone else's computer and music files are tagged incorrectly or not at all, etc

Something similar, I must always organise files in folders or on my desktop so they are neat and tidy, you know like perfectly lined up and stuff.
Not really fussed about the order of things but they must be straight and neat.
Drives me barmy when I put my girlfriends memory stick in my mac and her files are just piled in anywhere, overlapping and stuff, aaargh!

I use the words dinner and lunch interchangeably. Sue me.

watching items on ebay that i have no interest in bidding but want to know how they get on

Thats really fucking annoying. I feel the need to kill all people who watch items which they're not going to buy. BOOKMARK FFS

You guys are fucking mental.

I have particular difficulty identifying with the OCD types. Phone in right pocket only? Fuck me. Where the fuck is my phone, more like it.

I refuse to backtrack when I have gone the wrong way instead opting for a different route, this has lead to some very long detours in my life but I kind of enjoy it. Makes me feel like I'm going on a little lost adventure.

I try and cancel out the numbers on old number plates - doesn't work when theres only 2 numbers.

And count and add things...

Man, I do exactly the same. I have a few stupid car number plate games. I add all the numbers together as far as they'll go until I'm left with just a single number. I make words, sentences and anagrams from the letters, although the new style number plates have ruined it a bit though. It's OCD gone mad. I used to always have to end every staircase or escalator on the right foot. I'd miss a step if I had to, to make sure I finished on the right. But then I made myself stop doing it, because it's pointless, and the world kept on spinning.

Going to pay for something, taking out wallet, removing cash/card. Then proceeding to put my wallet back in my pocket, only to have to take it back out again to put the card/change in it.

Pain in the arse indeed.

I count repetitive things I do - like slicing, stirring etc.

If I walk on big crack on the pavement with my right foot, I have to walk on the same crack, but inverted, on my left foot, so they feel the same.
Drives me mental.

Levels on TV sets (the volume, etc) must always be an even number, or in multiples of 5.

Volume at '17'? No chance!

I'm always convinced the "balance" knob on my amplifier is never perfectly sat in the mid-point click.

i check things,

mostly: phone, wallet and keys.

like i'll put my keys in my bag and 10 seconds later i'll check they are still there.

I do all these... :O

i cry myself to sleep every night and wake up every morning to the sounds of my own screaming

I'm always satisfied to find links between numbers... Like if the numbers 1, 3 and 9 appeared in a number plate it would be heaven.

My favourite numbers are 9 and 123. 123 because 1+2x3=9 which was my favourite number originally. etc etc... does get more complex than this but can't think of a good example.

I remember the exact moment it was 01:23:45 on the 06/07/2008

good times! ha - lorenzos oil was on the TV

and I also like 7 - maybe because 7x7 (7 squared) is 49, and 7+2 is 9? which plus 4 is 13. where if you add 4 to 49 you get 53, divide this by 9 is 5.888, 5+8 is 13...

makes very little sense I know.

Going to pay for something, taking out wallet, removing cash/card. Then proceeding to put my wallet back in my pocket, only to have to take it back out again to put the card/change in it.

Pain in the arse indeed.

Yep, never thought about it much before. It does cause minor annoyance and a few dodgy looks when the wallet doesn't come out the pocket smoothly and it looks like youre just having a good scratch

I hold my breath when going over cattle grids no idea why I also it down in the shower, i think developed from being sort sighted and havig to get close to the bottles to see what was what.

i cry myself to sleep every night and wake up every morning to the sounds of my own screaming

overriding sense of guilt about new hero?

I cannot cut my nails on a Friday or Sunday

Is that cos you cut them on a thursday, every thursday?

While living with some friends about ten years ago I woke up one morning with the following in our flat after a night out:
1 traffic cone
1 set of lights from a small fairground ride
1 beer barrell
and a road sign for St Keverne Road. ( I can only assume its because my flatmate was called kevin and he took a fancy to it)

What is it with young men and stealing street furniture?

When i was about 18 we had almost every type of amber flashing warning light, we even once stopped on the motorway at 3 in the morning, just so we could get a new model.

Going to pay for something, taking out wallet, removing cash/card. Then proceeding to put my wallet back in my pocket, only to have to take it back out again to put the card/change in it.

Pain in the arse indeed.

^This!

Flossing with my toenail clippings

i read everyone's post in Dale's voice
ha you say that once you leave the country!

Missed your chance, dude...