Epic fail

whoops, sorry!

Hahaha! Soft cunt

@ The 'gangsta', not lpg

Marcato -Tour de Pologne stage 4 - celebrating stage win then realising one lap to go

Marcato -Tour de Pologne stage 4 - celebrating stage win then realising one lap to go

Can't remember who it was but that happened in the last Tour of Oman to some other unlucky fucker.

YouTube- ‪The most stupid Handball in Women Football ever (Germany-South Korea)‬‎

I fucking hate football. But scary German lady's with no eyebrows and Koreans that don't know the rules. I'm just wanking onto a dead puppy

Idiot police motorbike last night for pulling me over (in the middle of a massive junction) for cycling with no-hands. Was proper shouting at me, "DID YOU SEE A SIGN FOR CIRCUS THIS WAY?"
I just let him vent then cycled off. He finished with "if you want to do that do it on the pavement" So you saying I should cycle on the pavement which is illegal, rather than cycle with no hands which isn't? Fucking mouthbreather.

Idiot police motorbike last night for pulling me ......... which is illegal, rather than cycle with no hands which isn't? Fucking mouthbreather.

What a massive Twat. How can you enforce the law if you dont bleddy know it.

Quite easily apparantly

Idiot police motorbike last night for pulling me over (in the middle of a massive junction) for cycling with no-hands. Was proper shouting at me, "DID YOU SEE A SIGN FOR CIRCUS THIS WAY?"
I just let him vent then cycled off. He finished with "if you want to do that do it on the pavement" So you saying I should cycle on the pavement which is illegal, rather than cycle with no hands which isn't? Fucking mouthbreather.

Fucking hell, that is madness. Did you get his badge number?

It's making me smile that it happened to you. As I recall, you LOVE riding with no hands.

I fucking hate football. But scary German lady's with no eyebrows and Koreans that don't know the rules. I'm just wanking onto a dead puppy

Scary no-eyebrows is called 'Popp' which in German is a pretty unfortunate surname - being a verb for 'fuck' in the imperative form, as far as I can tell.

So can I tell Oliver to "Popp off!"?

What a massive Twat. How can you enforce the law if you dont bleddy know it.

that reminds of the signposts you get by speed cameras saying "police enforcement cameras". that always bothered me. surely the cameras (assist the police) enforce the law. the cameras don't enforce the police do they?

fail.

that popavaliumandroppov is hawt.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-shropshire-10885254

A complaint filed by customers accuses Apple of everything from “misleading and deceptive advertising” to various breaches of business and consumer protection law.

The complaint also addresses Apple’s “false” marketing claim that the iPad is “just like reading a book”. “Books do not close when a reader is enjoying them in sunlight,” it says.

Retards...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-10887125

and some people want t give all police guns...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-10887125

I've been enjoying the bat-shit wackiness of this site recently: http://www.dianamystery.com/

Someone call the Daily Express!

I've been enjoying the bat-shit wackiness of this site recently: http://www.dianamystery.com/

Someone call the Daily Express!

Ha! That is gold.

http://www.dianamystery.com/TQID9th_song.htm

The middle verses merely reminisce about a fictional personal past that could hypothetically belong to anyone. It must therefore be said that they neither enhance nor diminish the correlation between the surrounding verses and the paparazzi.

Where's Tynan?

Ridiculous
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-10888435

when they know there is a camera (in their own car) videoing everything? The stupidity is mindblowing.

Serves him right for driving a land rover.

Serves him right for driving a land rover.

This^