Weight / Fat loss

Nothing wrong with a bit of middle.

Unless you mean my bit of middle, in which case I take your point.

I occaisionally lose my middle, but then it finds me again, like an enthusiastic stray puppy, a hungry enthusiastic stray puppy that only eats pie.

Ha!

I know that feeling!

The problem is the fitter you get the easier it is for the puppy to keep up with you, it often good to try different routes to loose the puppy, I think the reality is that for some the puppy finds it easier to hunt you down.