Weight / Fat loss

Well, I'm expected to wear a swim suit in NYC.
I'm doing everyone a favor by loosing some of my middle.

I'm chasing after the fact that in highschool I was a size zero... Not likely to happen again, but I'd like to look good in a bikini.

Nothing wrong with a bit of middle.

Unless you mean my bit of middle, in which case I take your point.

I occaisionally lose my middle, but then it finds me again, like an enthusiastic stray puppy, a hungry enthusiastic stray puppy that only eats pie.