Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

i know fixed gear gallery is an easy target.
but after reading how he got his 'rat bike' look i had to post it.

Hay FGG this is my Rat-Rod build it's a Kona "The Rat" frameset which I stripped coverd in salt and bleach stuck outside for six weeks...Hay Presto..
got a 30 year old Brooks Swallow from the bay stripped the rims with oven c= leaner ! and painted badley...the frame has had gresse n' oil rubbed into i t in a vain attempt to keep it from falling apart to soon...I LOVE the Rat-Rod low brow thing I guess you get it or you don't ? Over and out

lol, that's hilarious.

"I'm too pussy/impatient to get the look by riding a bike hard through winter so i'll just totally fuck it in some chemicals"

how much damage will he have done to the frame does anyone reckon?

also i like how he's gone for the "rat bike" look yet all the other components bar the front rim are V shiny and look very unused!