North Drinks. Every Week, Wednesday 6pm - The Maynard N8

In all seriousness, this is an important point.
There is nothing quite like pulling a chap over at the side of a quiet country lane in the dead of night and slathering ones gooch with minty fresh goo from his tub of joy.

matt and i discussed this, we hope our friendship reaches a point were the lending of gooch cream is one of many things we share

Fixed

Well done all.