Nursery for New Members

But remember not to feed the little ones like Spybot any alcohol or the gods of Tynan and hippy will ban all of us!

And me...don't feed me any alcohol...look what happened last week.

And me...don't feed me any alcohol...look what happened last week.

When last week? And what happened?

***looks angelic ***
Nothing happened whatsoever...

Yes, I'm from Essex and I have white stilettoes.

Really?!?!

To be honest, i have no idea what that means... Im a foreigner and i dont judge. So youre all good by me.

Dont do zip fly's with no under pants.

I've just discovered that my new bike bought off ebay has 'Harry Hill' written on the frame rather than Harry Hall.

Bike for sale.

I've just discovered that my new bike bought off ebay has 'Harry Hill' written on the frame rather than Harry Hall.

Bike for sale.

Is this the one with 600 gears that you were bidding on yesterday?

Surely this is just an excuse to buy another bike...

It has three gear wheels on the front and seven at the back - ie a traditional 10 speed bike.

Im pretty sure thats a 21 speed you have there.

No way. I've counted them. There's 10.
Does anyone know where I can buy campagnolo stabilisers?

I can show you somewhere you can buy oven mitts that will stop you posting any more tripe on here.

I can show you somewhere you can buy oven mitts that will stop you posting any more tripe on here.

threadkiller?

Tripe? Oven mitts? I think Mr. Wig must be a chef somewhere. Harvester? Anyway I went out and bought oven mitts. Then I cut holes in the ends for my fingers and I can type perfectly. Thanks for the tip!
Actually the bike I bought seems pretty fab. It looks like Harry Hill because one of the decals is peeling. campagnolo everything - including the heaviest clunkiest pedals imaginable. Just did a search and they are Campagnolo Look clipless pedals in a sort of ceramic-looking off-white. Bizarre. Will need to sort cleats and the right kind of footwear. Where are those white stilettoes when you need them?
Pedals for sale.

ok here goes, i'll try and stay on message, i'm new to forum and joined mainly to get some tips and advice on building my first single speed, got an off the peg one at the minute but it's shite so on the lookout for an old frame and build from there so any advice'd be great

Your best bet is not to ask for general advice; use the search up there^ till your fingers bleed and then ask specific questions backed up by what you have learned. That way you will avoid annoying people who might think you want them to do all the work for you while you sit around in your scanties watching Antiques Roadshow.

hi wiganwill thanks for the advice, i'm gonna get stuck in

I notice you don't deny that you watch the Antiques Roadshow while wearing your scanties. You have found a home :)

Found the spoke length calculator on here pretty quickly. No silly questions needed!

hello. i registered a few weeks ago. so my english is very bad, and i dont understand when will me an overall member.

thnx!

thats not a good idea

Please read the 1st post of this thread.

Thnx!

hello. i registered a few weeks ago. so my english is very bad, and i dont understand when will me an overall member.

This is a common problem, my english went downhill shortly after I joined too and people kept asking me why I kept saying c**t all the time. Welcome.

hello. i registered a few weeks ago. so my english is very bad, and i dont understand when will me an overall member.

You need three posts (written things) then you will be a full member. You can write anywhere, about anything. You have one here. Say hello in the welcome thread, that will be two. Then you need one more.

thats class!!!

Repped!