I've never 'got'

In a similar vain, leaving presents. Some bloke at my girlfriends work got a GPS satnav thing worth over £100 as a leaving present. He had only been there a year and from what I hear was not even well liked, why the fuck do people do that.

I have to admit I have shaken those collection envelopes before now to cunningly appear to drop money into the leaving fund of a wanker or two