I've never 'got'

Why in offices do you have to buy other people cakes when it's your birthday? I can't help feeling that this is a tradition started by a baker with time on his hands......

Yep!!! Fuck that in the goat arse!

Im also buggered if Im bringing chocolates/sweets in after I go on holidays. I go away to get the fuck away from these jokers, not to buy them treats.

Basically it is some tradition .. show them you are a real cunt and don't by anything .. when asked why say "they don't deserve it" .. or you can pull the jehovah's witness card and say you don't believe in celebrating stuff.

There were 3 sets of offerings in my office today - got me thinking about these posts.

I don't buy all my family friends and neighbours stuff on the same occasions, I'd be broke if I did...

If people have time to think of buying gifts for colleagues when on holiday, they're doing the wrong sort of holiday.