• fixed

    Hipster will never look like this - Cossacks were hardcore. If a hipster so much as smirks "Yeah I was thinking about doing a t-shirt mashup of the Don Horde and Prince", a 9 foot tall skinhead with a moustache like GG Allin's will leap out of the shadows and shout "NYET! NYET!" while beating their face until it's shaped like a wok.

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