I've never 'got'

Ha! I've never said I don't like "heavy" rock (whatever it is). I just think, that Dio is bit weak.

And you can't compare it to the whole reggae genre. It's just too much. Lovers rock, rockers, rocksteady, ska, dub, dancehall, ragga, roots..

Some aspects of reggae, like versions, mc-ing, diy recordings are - nomen omen - the root of modern music, from punk to dance.

As for Modern Music the only albums I have thought were any good in the last 11 years have 2 comedy Albums (Dethalbum and Pick of Destiny) and Two Rap Albums Deltron 3030 and Dr Octagon.

You take your shit far too seriously and generalise to much.
Look, there's nothing to be scared of - just some guys who want to have fun and beat the boredom of ghetto life:

YouTube- Little Kirk Davis Live at Wha Dat (12 years old)

YouTube- cutty ranks sleng teng riddim

Yes I can compare it to the whole Reggae Genre , because about 4 or 5 guys basically created Metal and Heavy Rock (one of those being Dio) and the other being Ozzy and Sabbath ...

Who says I am scared? ... it is just boring and I don't like it. What is there to get?

As for me being Serious ... I am serious all the time .. I like being serious and technical because I am that way inclined mate ... however I am also the biggest joker at work and most of my best mates know me to play the fool ... I don't do this shit on an internet forum ... because I make some surreal joke and every fucker ignores you.