Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Ffs, is it completely inconceivable to you the idea of a bike designed for riding further than 5 Miles? Granted I shouldn't have posted it in porn but just because its not got fluro wheels and NJS barend tassles does it qualify it as anti porn?
no, nothing to do with it being able to ride more than 5 miles...that is the last bike i would attempt to ride 5 miles on..or the fact it has mudguards, or weighs a ton, or is overrated, or looks like a piece of ugly overpriced shit, or the fact it doesnt have tassels or stupid rims. Love how you lot go on like you know more than anyone else who posts here, like i only learned about bikes or started to ride one when i joined this forum. the fact that you think i actually admire those saft hipster looking pieces of shit that some people post on here is quite an insult.