I've never 'got'

Vinegar is quite good for you in small quantities. And it tastes great! What the fuck do you put on salad? Cheese in a tube?
+1 on the SDT. They taste like dust to me. Yuk. And EEI no you fail. Pesto alla Genovese only tastes good with a decent pasta, in the right shape. End of.
Increasingly I seem to be not getting Mass. But I'll still turn up once in a while.

There are many types of salads and many types of salad dressing options. On Mal's (coz let's face it, I'm not going to make one) salads, plain vinegar isn't one.