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  • Don't make me laugh.

    Your big fat clumsy Aussie fingers would fumble nicking a manhole cover, never mind twenty pee!

    I heard they had to make special keyboards for you at work - using cobbles for keys.
    And you still keep wearing out the 'delete' key.

    And you wouldn't know what a quid looks like, no matter how long you've been in blighty.
    They've been paying you in buttons all this time, hippy.
    Buttons!
    It's a conspiracy - pay Aussies in buttons, giggle behind their backs as they try pay for Billabong burgers in buttons!
    I don't want buttons, my friend.

    I want a sweet twenty pee.

    Right in the top of a fibreglass Guide Dogs for the Blind labrador.
    Black, not blonde.
    I'm no racialist.

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