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@General_Lucifer
I like to be slightly demure in my winning predictions....
but IN YOUR FACE! YEEEEEEEEEEES!
SUCK MY BIG, FAT, OVER-FERTILE, HAIRY, ENGLISH BALL BAG, HIPPY!
TWENTY MOTHER-FUCKING PENCE!
My wife is going to suck me off sooo good when she knows an Aussie is paying this month's rent.
She'll suck me off ALMOST as good as Cav used to do, back in the day!
I heard that they let McWeeNun serve cream teas in the HTC bus afterwards, wearing nothing but a frilly apron and some cheap court shoes, just so he could get a whiff of what victory smells like.
It feels like I won the sprint, all on my own, riding my lovely baby blue fixie.
Sweeeeet.