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@General_Lucifer
Nah.
I've got the inside track with him.
I knew him when he was a young lad, sucking strangers cocks to pay for inner tubes and sunglasses:
I said to him, 'Cav,' I said, 'Cav, my boy, don't be like that tool McEwen. He couldn't outsprint Hippy while riding one of Cancellara's 'special' bikes. You stick with me and you'll go a long way. Now say cheese, kneel down, and swallow.'
He's a fucking pro.