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Unless you're happy spending the maintenance time on your ass crack required to ensure no grown in hairs chamois cream and a good pair of padded shorts is the way to go... I got stuff called Udderly Smooth from Amazon a while back (designed for Cow tits no less and now used for cycling?) and it is great-nice smooth friction free ride that doesn't feel like you've crapped your pants and it moisturises your goochal region too. Seriously though-if youre body has hair there its there for a reason-helps stop infections and the like and I don't imagine ass crack stubble would be a pleasant addition to the already sweaty bum ride.
ha! That article on ass shaving is priceless!
"Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.
As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.
Friends, DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!"