Much better alternative than shaving everything off or the pain of waxing.
I did the shaving thing myself once.
Everything felt all sensitive and pervy.
I couldn't stop wanking for days.
I was knackered.
It ruined my performance on the bike.
And there's something very wrong about a near middle aged man staring at his own bum hole in the mirror while he shaves it.
I felt like my life had reached a new low.
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Much better alternative than shaving everything off or the pain of waxing.
I did the shaving thing myself once.
Everything felt all sensitive and pervy.
I couldn't stop wanking for days.
I was knackered.
It ruined my performance on the bike.
And there's something very wrong about a near middle aged man staring at his own bum hole in the mirror while he shaves it.
I felt like my life had reached a new low.
Best leave well alone.