How the !§$%&!!! do you carry a M18 or similar motocycle D-lock?

Oh, you are calling me an idiot, dancing_james? Because you are "stuck at computers", are not helpful at all and telling others that they are living in a "dream world"?

It's alright, dancing_james, dance on.

no, I am calling you a fucking retarded fraggle (the poor relation to a muppet) because you chose not to cycle with the basic tools, have an inappropriate lock, ask for suggestions, are given suggestions and then throw the toys out of the pram

you also seem unable to fathom that a lot of us are working at computers

additionally you joyless cuntard, I had made a couple of helpful suggestions

for this multitude of reasons you are an idiot, and i will claim my temporary relief from the boredom of work addressing your brainless concerns