Jokes / Joke du jour!

The punch line is a pun (well, two). I'm guessing no.

a) re-
b) crap

hmmm thats 2 hrs of my life I'll never get back
cheers

That was a joke?

I'm neg repping anyway.. Far too a long post..

Plus I need placate my neg rep addiction now I have sworn not to neg rep Teenslain any more

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go and buy some more internetz space you are running low

How soon is a new page? I'm getting fucking RSI scrolling through that shit

@jersey (or anyone else) can you explain that Freeway joke?

I think only jersey can explain it

rapha track mitts £175

lolocopter
lolcano

Launch it LAUNCH IT!!

@jersey (or anyone else) can you explain that Freeway joke?

"there is no effin way"

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?

to get to the same side

whose is this?

Better Nate than lever is a repost. Mccccccccccarthy posted it a couple of weeks ago.

I did indeed, I think that version may be even longer than mine though!

Anyway, back on topic:

Emile Heskey has been hitting the net with every volley he's hit at the England training camp, turns out he's shit at tennis too...

mmcarthy
i missed your version of that joke could you copy and past below so i can read both and judge which is the best

puts thread on temp ignore

Man drives over talking snake to avoid ending humanity. Oliver Schicking ensues.
THE END

ftfy

David Blaine is gutted because his record for doing fuck all in a box for 42 days has been broken by Wayne Rooney.

get in!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
According to FIFA, it didn't cross the road.

Did you hear the England team has a new coach?
They're on their way back from South Africa on it now.

What's red, white and beeps?
The England World Cup bus reversing into the garage.

Eightball got a gag about that
YouTube- Jason C Murphy - Disallowed Goal - Germany 4 England 1

what do pigs with eczema use ?
oinkment

boom boom, groaaaaan,
I just started watching Team America clips......durka durka jihad... could be sitting here for some time....

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/miss-cornwall-stripped-of-his-title-201006292857/

Miss Cornwall ...yeah right there are no woman as pretty as that in Cornwall