Spotted...

Dooks, I feel your pain. A van driver spat "cunt" at me at a junction. (The light phase was different and I got confused.).

You should have ripped one of his flags and stab him in the eye.

ha! thanks but there's no no pain here veevee. i was utterly unphased and only recalled the incident later this afternoon. that's the thing, the guy was fizzingly mad for some reason and all i could think was... well nothing really. shall i go and have a fight with a murderously angry van driver or shall i roll through the gates of work, go upstairs and make some coffee. coffee won. i'd actually forgotten about it by the time i got out of the lift. it probably ruined his whle morning. i win!