Football

Quick question- Are the Italians always as theatrical as they were last night or do they just save it for World Cups? The Aussie media is giving them a right old bagging and have even started backing "Australasia" against Paraguay to make the knock out stages the cheeky fuckers.

I work for Italians and yes they are. The silliest, simplest things are converted from small easily-solvable errors into drama's of epic proportions.

But I still love them - they're both hilarious and wonderful because of exactly this.