I hate

I hate cunts who have no spatial awareness and/or don't look where they're going.

I think it's a postwoman. Bloody women.

Nothing if like Hippy you actually read ALL threads.

Not for a long time have I been able to do that.

Classifieds has been getting on my tits of late. This whole fucking forum has turned into noobs selling shit left right and centre. Fucks sake just ride the shit you have for more than 10 fucking minutes before you decide on a new colour scheme or jump onto the latest fixieskiddyshittytrend.

And prefix your fucking ads you wankers.

Cunts. I'm off to delete some random posts.

Oh, fuck you motorbike courier cunt. You cut ME up and I just happened to be in the bike lane at the time. I probably shouldn't have bothered mentioning that since it wasn't the crux of the issue. Don't get fucking pissy when I point out you ride like a cunt and should use your fucking mirrors. There's no need to point out to me that I'm no longer in the bike lane when it ends either, cunt. I have a fucking right to use the road whereas you you fucking twat fucking arse cunt have a license and testing that is supposed to mean you aren't a fucking inbred fuckwit. Go the fuck back to Poland (yes, I know where you're from cunt) if you want to ride like a cunt you sheep molester. And yes, I have your fucking rego you fuckstain. Try it on again, I fucking dare ya.

^ That was what I wanted to type this morning. Nice to finally let it out.

Oh and the fucking council who didn't collect our recyc.. what the cunt am I paying fucking council tax for you fucking imbeciles?!

AND, the fucking fuckwit residents here who think it's ok to throw there rubbish on top of our recycling bin. If I find out it's because your shit was on our bin before collection that it was left there I'm going to be stealing ALL your fucking bins you friggin shiteaters.

Wankers at airports eating in the oyster bars. Oysters & champagne at 6am!? Fuck off you poncey posh twats! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

the world cup,
like legitimising being a total chav twat, with the flags to prove it, blowing your fucking vulva or whatever their called at me out of the window as im riding, twats!

I don't mind the WC in general. I don't follow premiership football, but I do like international football. But when trying to relax in the park on my lunch break reading a book in the sun, I don't want to hear people blowing those fucking things continuously for 30 minutes! Twats.

you can read? dont believe it

Yeah, I was reading the forum.

i hate those fucking world cup trumpets.

last night my friend who works for cinelli in milan told me that they recently threw in the bin boxes of njs stems and also pantographed colnago stems that they were not allowed to sell. they were brand new and there was nothing wrong with them at all. staff are not even allowed to dive in the bins.
have a good day ya'll.

The ITV website

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http://www.tvcatchup.com

Free to register (No spam)

ill give it a look, cheers.

being put on a 4 day week :(

gotta find a new job

Good luck.
It sucks.

The lorry driver I saw the other day, Texting whilst driving across a zebra crossing, outside a school..

@flxh you should have adjusted their wing mirror for them.................. the key to it though is that you let them A. know that you're doing it and B. know why you have done it.
if they know neither of these things then it has been a pointless exercise

My friend Ed's hairclippers. Now, I have used them before and I know they are crap and it takes an hour to shave your head but I was desperate, sick of having a mop of hair perching on my head like a balding Spaniel's ear.
So I thought I would speed things up by hacking away most of the undergrowth with the kitchen scissors. That didn't go quite as well as I had hoped. There were stripes and clumps. Still, they will even out when I get the clippers to work.
Mmm, half an hour in and this is beginning to look even worse. Like Forrest Gump with alopecia. There's clearly no way of reattaching any hair, which by the way has got everywhere, even on the cat who is sleeping next to me, so....
There I am in the bath, the top of my head covered in shaving cream looking like a fastidious bukake performer, razor in hand.
Pantani looked good with a completely bald head. I, however, do not. I am not very tanned but the scalp that was under my hair is white. Beyond white. I look like I am undergoing chemotherapy.
I have a job interview on Monday. Should, at some point, I judge it not to be going well I will casually remove my cap and let them draw their own conclusions about whether or not they want to employ someone who may only have months to live but, on the other hand, is clearly plucky.

solution = wig

"plucky"

Funny bastard

Those fancy twats in their new cars that cut you up because they only know how to use their bloody mirrors to sort their hair out.

I fucking hate freelance designers... Leaving loose ends on this very straightforward job I gave you means you will never get hired by me (or anyone I know) ever again, cuntbag...

I hate people who show you a video on their computer only to leave the mouse pointer in the middle of the screen.