Football

3 boots worth.

We have stopped the rot since we disbanded the Lilleshall school of excellence - a move to copy France and Germany (cause it worked so well for them....)

The emphasis being on local teams running academies, sadly they didn't realise the cost of english footballers is driven by greed so its cheaper to get them from abroad. if it wasn't for West Ham we would have been fucked over at international level a long time ago.

We just don't have the players, there is no natural talent. Spain have too many players who can change a game by dictating the pace, we have rooney who works hard and Gerrard who can dive and punt it from 40 yds.. pretty sad

^
this.

also:
crouch: his goals against shit teams is good.
his goals against good teams. not so good.

defoe adds small and short and goal poacher. and hasn't scored since when?

scrapping lilleshall, letting the FA premier league dictate to the English FA, still not reducing the size of the league from 20 to 18 (which i think was one of the original tenets of forming it).

crouch: his goals against shit teams is good.

So he would have been perfect yesterday then.

Rooney did fuck all for the last 5 Utd games
You do realise he was injured and not on playing?

Wayne Ronney looks burst. Unfortunately I still think England will make the Semis.

This made me laugh reading this back again

I heard a familiar anthem...

I guess Oz are about to get another kicking.

Aussie goal!

Aussie goal!

Must be hard for you. Without a guy in a butchers outfit giving the 'double guns' you must have to rely on the screen.

[/endofmyaussierulesknowledge]

Yeah.. I'm still trying to work out where the other posts are.. I thought this was a HD tv... hmpf..

You going to the Nocturne?

Red. Ha! What a waste of time this WC is. They should've stayed home.

Equalized.

Kewell red card.
I'm surprised that guy is still playing

Negatory. Osteopath says no.

Oooof! 1-1. Kewell is the most cursed big game player in history.

If you're broken you could Tube in.

I think Capello will drop Rooney and Lampard for the next game. Its our only realistic hope

Apparently its the vuvezualas fault too

Negatory. Osteopath says no.

Oooof! 1-1. Kewell is the most cursed big game player in history.

Wait, what have you broken?

fuck me, this place. We need to collectively up our milk intake.

I think Capello will drop Rooney and Lampard for the next game. Its our only realistic hope

Apparently its the vuvezualas fault too

Of course it is. Because only the English can hear them.

Wait, what have you broken?

fuck me, this place. We need to collectively up our milk intake.

Nothing broken but I keep knocking ribs out of place when I sleep. That makes for some painful days until they can be put back in alignment.

"when I sleep." wow. I'm never sharing a tent with you.

come anyway. I'm going.

. . . nor should SWP - the whole pub groaned when he came on . . .

Same where I was, a massive groan and even a bit of 'for fuck's sake' -ing.

Team for Slovenia should be

------------------James----------------------
Johnson----Dawson----Terry--------Cole
Gerrard----Lampard---Barry--------Cole
-------------Defoe----Crouch---------------

Fuck me that's still a shit team

This would be a better England lineup for Slovenia . . .

------------------Blakey from 'on the buses'----------------------
Beardsley----Bruce Foxton--------Wingedangel--------The Krankies
Frank Spencer----Jamiroquai-----Hoddle-------Fred West
-------------Adam Ant------The Pontipines---------------

This would be a better England lineup for Slovenia . . .

------------------Blakey from 'on the buses'----------------------
Beadsley----Bruce Foxton--------Wingedangel--------The Krankies
Frank Spencer----Jamiroquai-----Hoddle-------Fred West
-------------Adam Ant------The Pontipines---------------

Tynan, I think you may have saved all of our existing footballing problems as a nation.

Genius - Fred West on the left wing and Jamiroquai in central midfield.

Phone the FA - NOW!

Phone the FA - NOW!

I did, they won't fucking listen to me, what is the problem with these bastards ?

let's start that list:
Liverpool:
Gerrard
Johnson
Carragher

chelsea:
Cole
terry
lampard
cole

arsenal:

United:
Ferdinand
brown
neville
carrick
scholes
rooney

ftfy