Post your favorite sheldon brown quotes

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Post your favorite sheldon brown quotes

"Let off some steam, Bennett!"

Sheldon Brown

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did anyone else watch 'The Odyssey'? Where some kid goes into a coma and dreams about some fantasy world only occupied by children.

That was one messed up kids show.. Some proper weird concepts flying around.

^ yes! Canadian, and fucked right up.

"Let off some steam, Bennett!"

"Using the derailleur, from his very much derailed bike, I opened the top of his head like a can of cheap crab meat, alive to being caught by one of the other riders I hurried into my pie hole that part of his brain where you store phone numbers"

Sheldon Brown.

. . . some kid goes into a coma and dreams about some fantasy world only occupied by children. . . .

lfgss.com ?

just read a wikipedia summary and it says the fantasy world sometimes resembled a police state so yes.. probably lfgss.com

"I leapt from the bushes with the force of a man dressed in a lion suit, the cyclist went down like a bag of chips, frozen with fear and full of potato, I mounted him and began a frenzied attack, but the stream of human people coming out of Holborn tube station began shouting, startled by a stick in my back, I jumped back onto my tiny metal bike and pedalled away."

Sheldon Brown.

"Restless, I paced up and down the full length of my cave, I knew as the night brought darkness, the darkness would bring hunger, I fingered a track nut in my pocket and began the futile ceremony of strapping myself down for the night."

Also by Sheldon Brown.

"Tell the picky bint to eat what's on the menu or fuck the fuck off."

Sheldon Brown.

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know."

"lol"

• Sheldon Brown*
  

why do people always post those stupid pictures of Sheldon Brown with a weird beard and dumb helmet? Look how fucking cool this guy was:

Trucker hat, ironic (hopefully!) shirt, sweet beard, cigarette.

How cool is that wheel?

it's difficult to judge Oliver.. The hat & t-shirt suggest a warm climate but it looks overcast in the background.

it's difficult to judge Oliver.. The hat & t-shirt suggest a warm climate but it looks overcast in the background.

• lack of leaves on the trees, I am going to go with early winter.
  
  

This thread is a cesspool.

you're a cesspool.

Whoops.

"You're a cesspool."

Sheldon Brown

"You know, we always called each other good fellas. Like you said to, uh, somebody, :You're gonna like this guy. He's all right. He's a good fella. He's one of us.: You understand? We were good fellas. Wiseguys. But Jimmy and I could never be made because we had Irish blood. It didn't even matter that my mother was Sicilian. To become a member of a crew you've got to be one hundred per cent Italian so they can trace all your relatives back to the old country. See, it's the highest honor they can give you. It means you belong to a family and crew. It means that nobody can fuck around with you. It also means you could fuck around with anybody just as long as they aren't also a member. It's like a license to steal. It's a license to do anything. As far as Jimmy was concerned with Tommy being made, it was like we were all being made. We would now have one of our own as a member."

Sheldon Brown.

It would be even better if it were quotes from early 90's television series "Hangin with Mr Cooper"

Check this one out:

"Boo-yah!"

...amazin'

+10

PS That bird in blossom can't dance for shit.

Big hooter on the chick too.

merge with the jew thread?

Turns out she actually was a Jew too... according to Wiki.