Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

I am new to the single speed/fixed scene.I have just purchased this single speed, which I think is a Simoncini.

Has anyone any idea what it is?

Pictures of the lugs/dropouts please. There's non? Not a Simoncini then.
They always have and engraved logo of the cyclist on the head tube, usually Simoncini dropouts too.

http://www.edgarjakobs.gmxhome.de/simoncini_sunset3.jpg

Cheers! will post some more detailed pictures

http://www.fixedgeargallery.com/2010/may/6/JohnCollins/JohnCollins.htm#top

Hopefully not a repost - figure it's some sort of trick bike... but why?

Hopefully not a repost - figure it's some sort of trick bike... but why?

Bars are easier to stand on than a saddle, especially during manoeuvres involving substantial changes in pitch attitude. Just a theory.

I am new to the single speed/fixed scene.I have just purchased this single speed, which I think is a Simoncini.

Has anyone any idea what it is?

The question is, why did you post your bike here, hoping to get an answer?!
Wait a minute, is that a Unipack?

That's Peugeot just.. wow, it look perfectly decent and well build had it not been for the excessive amount of whiteness.

It just looks like ghost bike. Bad juju.

Has anyone any idea what it is?

Storage rack for a Garmin Edge GPS? The GPS mount position suggests it's not there to be useful when actually riding.

But it's a Simoncini. Everything's possible, no?

http://www.fixedgeargallery.com/2010/may/6/JohnCollins/JohnCollins.htm#top

Hopefully not a repost - figure it's some sort of trick bike... but why?

If it isn't a trick bike then won't be riding it far with no saddle and a GI of around 26" :-)

Although trick bike usually have saddles that look like they came from a Raleigh Budgie.

The question is, why did you post your bike here, hoping to get an answer?!
Wait a minute, is that a Unipack?

What i thought, Unipack with drops n charge saddle.
OSCC too.

what a fucking waste!

off of here

What i thought, Unipack with drops n charge saddle.
OSCC too.

I think it's one too...which is a fucking shame if you were told it might be a simoncini...

Simoncini have pantographing all over the place...the geometry is all wrong too...it should look like an 80's road bike....
thats definitely is a 'Cack'...even the wheels are cack...the only things none cack are the bars and saddle...

OP...simoncini...when did you buy it ...if it's within the last week or two take the damned thing back to the seller they have ripped you OFF...really badly!!!

If you paid more than about 100 dorra.....whatever you paid ...you don't want it...it's a piece of shit...
from the tyres upwards!!!

what a fucking waste!

I quite like it this way :-)

As for the "Simoncini" - like I said, they all have engraved headtube and Simoncini dropouts.

^ yeah - with "SanRace" cranks, BMX pedals and front 700x42 tire

Yes, it's retarded. Only because it's Colnago. It's like wearing trainers with the suit (I'd change that front wheel).

Cheers Guys,

I guess it's a worthless piece of shite, just like the guy I bought it off!! Will send the wife round tomorrow.

(Don't mess with the best, cos the the best don't mess with the rest!)

I heard that somewhere once.

Rank.

Hi
My recently build. A Wilson of Sheffield track frame. Nigel (the actual owner of Wilcon Cycles) wrote: "*this is a priceless frame! built in the early 70's by my father Jim Wilson". *Outfitted with Campag, Cinelli, Avocet and Zeus components. Renak track hubs and nos 70's CB italia wood rims.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/49960641@N04/sets/72157623885993129/

Thats not that bad!

^^ whoa, not anti at all

Bloody lovely. Autti, your eyes are in your arse.

He probably rides a CREATE with an Aerospoke

It's not nice or shit, just a pretty bog standard old track bike.

It's nice you blind retard.

Max is a fixed gear/track orical goddamn it.

DON'T FUCKING QUESTION HIM!