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  • A lady down on her luck was selling Hello Kitty cards a while ago. I was out for a drink with a girl when she came over. I decided to buy some to show I was sensitive and stuff. They were held together by a half card... It was a cut out of hello kitty on the front, with two tabs that wrapped around the other cards to hold the bundle together.

    On my birthday recently, she handed me an envelope. It had the cover card thing with the tabs neatly cut off and a birthday message on the back. Assume the real cards went to blokes went actually liked.

    Fuck my life.

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