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  • I went to a wedding years ago where the best man "read" his speech from an A4 file. It took him 36 minutes largely because he read at a similar pace to an illiterate 5 year old.

    It was agony. What made it worse was that it wasn't funny either.

    The couple divorced about 18 months later. What a waste of forty grand!

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