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  • London

    Its shit

    Had a week in Italy, clean air, considerate drivers etc

    Yesterday had a bitch of a journey across london with 2 bags and a bike box.

    Got off the victoria line at Highbury, lugged my shit upstairs to discover the Silverlink was not working

    Struggled back down to carry on to Victoria, and then the hideous platform change for the District line, not a single cunt helped me up the stairs, there was even a slow old dear in front of me and I had people shouting at me to hurry up - ffs i can't get past the old dear as the shit I am carrying blocks the entire staircase, and none of you cunts has considered to offer help.

    My lungs were feeling great until I got back to London and then instant asthma attack and am now constantly short of breath.

    My ride in to work this morning turned me into a character from Grand Theft Cycle (copyright cheevil)
    If you are pulling out onto a main road use your cunting eyes. If you are changing lane use your eyes and indicators, I am in fucking primary position, its not that hard to see a man with the body mass of a frigging gorilla on a bike.

    However all this was tempered by bumping into bodieanddoyle on the way in, awesome to see you chap.

    I hate London, but fuck I would hate living anywhere else even more.

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