I hate

I can empathise with this. I'm also a slightly OCD neat freak (can't sit down and relax till i've cleared my peripheral vision of aesthetically displeasing clutter) and I live with my borderline FERAL girlfriend. I have come home to find knickers on the kitchen surfaces, week old washing-up festering and there is nearly always a pile of shoes in the toilet where she kicks them off then leaves them. I'm in near permanent state of nervous breakdown about it. Anyway, I better leave it there or I may rant properly. I bore myself going on about it to her and and anyone who'll listen...

Maybe Im getting confused with you with someone else, didnt she just have a baby last year?
Also... old washed knickers are good for cleaning the surfaces... :P