What's your excuse for not being out riding right now?

Went for a spin over the hills on my geared bike. Glorious day! feel like an unfit sack of runny, bandy legged poo, ate half a kilo of flies, got put in my place by a gnarled 50 something dude in a TVT shirt, but otherwise beauty of a day and warm enough for short sleeves :o Now off into town to look for work ;(

Unemployment doesn't sound so bad....