Jokes / Joke du jour!

doris goes to the doctors and says 'i've got 3 fannys'. The doc takes a look and sure enough there are 3 fannys side by side. He goes away and comes back with some duct tape and puts one strip on each of the outer fannys. Doris says to the doc 'will that cure me?' the doctor says 'no but it'll stop u gettin fucked left right and centre'

surely not centre unless i'm missing something?
Edit: or just being too literal