WTF cycling product.?!^%

jaw, excellent find. I'm going to buying at least 6 bottles of this. I wouldn't have believed that something like this would work but was convinced by its description:

*Aura Cleanser is a highly effective patterned recipe formulated to erase negativity in and around us on many distinct energy levels. This essence was especially created to help to neutralize and cleanse areas where it is sprayed.

This powerful Aura Cleanser Essence encourages energetic responses from multi-levels of consiousness, clearing any negative threat, psychic or otherwise. It also helps to heal damaged human electromagnetic energy fields (auras that have holes) resultant from destructive lower frequencies (cell phones, computers, etc.) and assists in healing, preventing, or alleviating serious imbalances. *

jaw, excellent find. I'm going to buying at least 6 bottles of this. I wouldn't have believed that something like this would work but was convinced by its description . . .

The guy who sells this also does 'Colour Energy Chakra Essential Oils'.

*"COLOUR ENERGY offers their own synergy mixture of Chakra oils, ensuring blends that are unique and exclusive only to COLOUR ENERGY customers! These synergy blends are a wonderful concept because they allow the user to experience more of a "totality" then using only one oil. A synergy’s purpose is to take like–minded oils and put them together to increase or intensify a desired effect. Choose what you feel you need, want or are drawn to! Each COLOUR ENERGY Chakra blend puts the power where it belongs!

COLOUR–CODED AROMATHERAPY

By popular demand COLOUR ENERGY has expanded its line of aromatherapy products help to enhance the effect of colour energy through another means. Each essential oil has been selected to correspond to the different energy levels and every bottle is colour-coded for easy use.

COLOUR ENERGY’S colour–coded essential oils are of the highest quality–clean, unadulterated and free of any synthetic agents—and contain only pure plant essences making them ideal for people with sensitivities. Every COLOUR ENERGY oil must pass rigid quality control testing to ensure our high product standards; therefore, only a few drops will accomplish what is necessary for healing. Quality you can trust!"*

I am going to write to Wiggle to see if they will stock this stuff, most bicycle shops carry such a narrow range of products when it comes to common cycling related injuries, it's a nightmare trying to find decent feminine energy Chinese healing stones in Evans.

"How many people here have essential oils at home....show of hands......three! Three people in an audience of 1500 have them. Not that fucking essential then are they?"

Dave Gorman

"Patterned recipe" LOL

It's the same people buying this stuff as stupid audiophile products...

http://www.ilikejam.org/blog/audio/audiophile.html

get ya bonafide fairydust over here. Helps you fly uphill. Also rabbit foot available for those yet to master the bunny hop.

Fuck silicone, mine has just snapped and straight away the Tourette kicks in again.
I'm off to spend some proper cash on this Titanium beauty! http://cgi.ebay.com/LADY-AURA-TITANIUM-Bio-Healing-Therapy-Bracelet-NEW-/250333712112?cmd=ViewItem&pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item3a490d4ef0#ht_3025wt_704

My friend Mercari is a witch of 22 years and he can cast spells that give you aura energy protection.
At $7.89 a pop it is a real bargain!

http://cgi.ebay.com/Wicca-Spell-PROTECTION-AURA-ENERGY-Cast-Witch-/220606107566?cmd=ViewItem&pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item335d260fae#ht_7644wt_913

It's the same people buying this stuff as stupid audiophile products...

http://www.ilikejam.org/blog/audio/audiophile.html

That's great... :D

They are crazy: wooden knob = $500!!!

Wowzer.

You guys don't know your arses from your elbows. If you want to do some proper aura cleansing just buy this for $20, it's the real deal http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220534821607&rvr_id=&crlp=1_263602_263622&UA=WXS%3F&GUID=a6cc18471280a0aad3a48484ff7677ed&itemid=220534821607&ff4=263602_263622

I emailed the ebay company selling the Aura cleaning juice in your link (I love the Freudian slip in his response "[we] will combine shipping to maximize the expense")

: P

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*Hi awakeningsbookstore

I hope you are in wellness and wellbeing today.

I am ordering some Chakra Essential Oils (the Colour Energy
one's) and the Aura Cleanser - and
was wondering if they clash in any way, or can they be used together
safely ?

I damaged my electromagnetic energy fields in a motorbike
crash a few years back - the result
being a very bad back, marshall's leg and eczema - I realise one
product cannot address all three
health issues, but I was wondering which COLOUR
ENERGY oil would bring me the most
benift in my circumstance, I am drawn towards Green energy the
most, but maybe that is because
of all this 'envaremonetal' stuff going on in the world ?

Thanks for any help.

In love and light.

D.B

P.S do you ship to the UK ?

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Dear D.B,

Hello and thank you for the well wishes.
We can ship to the u.k and of course will combine shipping to maximize the expense. Have you ever looked into a q-link or Mega chi pendant? Both are great for electro magneitc balance. The mega chi is around 300 and the q-links around 100.
There will be no prob with the essential oils and aura cleanser. We have another aura cleanser called Purification which I love! As far as the oils go I think green would be lovely, perhaps red or even pink.
Hope that helps for now and please take your time ordering. We are actually in the middle of placing an order for more oils as we are out of stock of a couple.
Much love,

Brandon

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*Thanks for your response Brandon, it was lovely.

I hope today finds both you and your wife in wellness.

Good to see you ship to the UK, many of the foreign websites won't ship to the UK.

I think I will go for the whole oil set as then I can test each one separately to see if they clash in anyway. It's great news that I can use the Aura Cleanser and oils together, that should really help with my back, it will be like a double dose of pain killers (I NEVER take pain killers, I say they are not pain killers, but 'health killers').

I have heard very good things about the Mega-Chi pendant, is it really that good, I could get 2 q-links for less money or would it be better just going for the Mega Chi ?

Sorry I am not much of a scientist as you can tell!!! LOL !!!! I leave all that stuff to you guys !!!! LOL !!!! LOL !!!!!!

So, Aural Cleanser + Oils + Mega Chi . . . . . would that be overkill for smallish lady ? (I am only 5ft 2in).

In love and light

D.B

P.S do you ship to the U.K *

It's the same people buying this stuff as stupid audiophile products...

http://www.ilikejam.org/blog/audio/audiophile.html

Good god, some of the stuff on their is fucking hilarious, a $6,820 Potentiometer ( a fucking volume knob!!), a 'Genesis 1.1 Power Cable' for $13,416 !!!

It's a fucking power cable for your home stereo !!

I suppose they must be taping into a similar thing that the magic bracelet people are.

I have got an old mains lead from a clock radio, it has magic powers and has been ordained by the pope, £2,400, no pictures, no police, cash only.

Some of that hi-fi stuff really is magical thinking - does anyone remember those green felt tip pens that were sold - you were supposed to carefully draw a line around the edge of your CD's, and it would make them sound better...
I once sat in on a blind test with some studio engineers, with two identical pairs of monitors, one wired up with very, very expensive speaker cable and the other with ordinary mains cable (about 1 sq mm cross section as I remember). No-one could tell any difference at all.

Wow! Surely a piss take though:

http://www.machinadynamica.com/

I once sat in on a blind test with some studio engineers, with two identical pairs of monitors, one wired up with very, very expensive speaker cable and the other with ordinary mains cable (about 1 sq mm cross section as I remember). No-one could tell any difference at all.

Then they should work for the housing department of your local council, not in the studio if they can't tell the difference! Gold plated cables FTW.
It's all about the interference, but only people who own the whole discography of Yes can pick it up.

Empirical evidence, of any kind?

As I understand it, the point of the gold is that it doesn't corrode, so you never have an oxide layer on the outside, interfering with the connection between speaker / amp and cable.So possibly if they'd left the mains wire there for ten years, the sound might have gone downhill a bit by the end. Or maybe not... But the guys who were doing the test were fairly serious studio engineers, not half-deaf live sound engineers, and they set up the blind test carefully then sat there with clipboards marking which cables they thought were being used on a wide range of different bits of music, and the end result was pretty much random. One of them thought that the only pattern was that they tended to think that slightly more trebly music was coming through the expensive cables, whether it was or not.

Can we get back to silicone bracelets, aura cleansing and healing crystals now?

Same pseudoscience...

I spy a gap in the market for Homeopathic Hi-fi technology

Empirical evidence, of any kind?

Can't confirm. I only own one album by Yes.

Then they should work for the housing department of your local council, not in the studio if they can't tell the difference! Gold plated cables FTW.
It's all about the interference, but only people who own the whole discography of Yes can pick it up.

Unless you are running very very long cables (20-30 meters, that kind of thing) it will make no difference at all, but if interference is really a problem then you would be using balanced cables, rather than magic, sorry, gold cables.

In a normal home set-up you would not be able to tell the difference between £500 solid gold 1 inch thick super magic cable and 20p worth of bell wire with no covering on (ie: bare wire).

I was once asked about what an audio breakout box did for the sound coming out of my computer - I told him that it massively helps with audio quality, especially as it was connected digitally into my Yamaha 02R digital mixer, to prove my point I got out an old £5 audio lead and plugged the computer's headphone socket straight into the amp to show the difference - basically bypassing £12,000 of super cutting-edge (for the time) gear.

I was surprised to hear zero difference, absolutely zero, I'd never bothered to test this before, just read the literature, I tested it on other people too, no one could pick out which was the high-end gear and which was the £5 lead, been doing audio professionally for years and years now and I just plug my mac straight into my amp via the headphone socket. If I were to mention this in a mastering session in some big posh west end studio, the engineer would probably scream.

As I understand it, the point of the gold is . . .

. . . when placed into a silver and white braided cable sheath with massively over engineered and styled connectors at each end and placed in packaging that cost more than the cable parts themselves you can charge hundreds of pounds for a speaker wire.

In a moment of enlightenment I have just realised why Dave Creasey hands out silicone bands at Herne Hill to everyone signing up for a track session and insists on them being worn. They are not, as I earlier supposed, to identify one's comotose body after an accident. Instead, it is clear that they are filled with positive energy and are used to increase balance and minimise accidents and injuries. Giving out all that positive energy is possibly what makes Dave somewhat grumpy on occasion. Genius.

. . . when placed into a silver and white braided cable sheath with massively over engineered and styled connectors at each end and placed in packaging that cost more than the cable parts themselves you can charge hundreds of pounds for a speaker wire.

But it's GOLD - it must be worth a lot, right? Never mind the fact that when any connector bites down onto gold plated copper wire it cuts right through the microscopically-thin plating into the horrid old copper underneath.