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Brilliant. Everyone's done something like this. I had a zippo lighter that I needed to fill with lighter fluid. I didn't have any so I sprayed butane into the cotton and sealed it up. I then lit it and a 12" stream of flames came bellowing out of it in my hands. I threw it in the sink and filled it with water but the flames kept coming. I shit myself and ran out of the bathroom thinking the whole place was going to go up. Luckily it went out after about 30 seconds.

EDIT: This was when I was 14. Just to clarify. I was filling the lighter in the bathroom.

few. glad it wasn't just me then. thing is, as a young boy, fire is the best thing ever!

My 11 year old brother left a bread roll in the microwave for so long that it spontaneously combusted and took the microwave with it. This was a few weeks ago. Quite scary to open the living room door to a wall of smoke.

i showed my folks the grape in the microwave thing yesterday, it looks so cool! not too much smoke though..:)