Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

when i was 10 my best mate was well into war hammer. he had all the kit at home with a big table covered in green felt and trees and buildings to play on.

i was well impressed and one day at home i tried to make my own set up by putting an old bit of wood in my room and painting it green, then adding egg boxes and twigs and earth. then i added some action figures and toy cars to create the "scene".

i wanted it to be good so in the center of the peice of wood i got a toy car and broke off the plastic bottom, stuffed it with loo roll and then set it alight with my mums lighter. i quickly blew out the flames and turend the car right way up so it was just smoldering in the middle of the "scene".

happy, i went down stairs for a bit (can't remember why) but when i went to go back up i realized that the whole top floor of the house was filled with thick black plastic smoke, and my room was on fire. the whole lot was burn to a crisp.... so, fuck you WH4000!

Brilliant. Everyone's done something like this. I had a zippo lighter that I needed to fill with lighter fluid. I didn't have any so I sprayed butane into the cotton and sealed it up. I then lit it and a 12" stream of flames came bellowing out of it in my hands. I threw it in the sink and filled it with water but the flames kept coming. I shit myself and ran out of the bathroom thinking the whole place was going to go up. Luckily it went out after about 30 seconds.

EDIT: This was when I was 14. Just to clarify. I was filling the lighter in the bathroom.