WTF cycling product.?!^%

I love the homeopathic energy drinks. Lethal flap bag told me all about them.

You need a swimming pool - olympic size or better.

Fill it with water
Drop in a grain of sugar
Empty the pool
Refill the pool and empty it - do this a million times
There is now no possibility of the original sugar molecules being in the water that is left over. However the water remembers the energy of the sugar.

Through this scientific method homeopathic water has more energy than any energy drink but with zero calories.

Fucking idjit, sugar is a negative energy man, that shit will rot your teeth.

You should use the natural sugars found in dove's tears.