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  • How much does cockney shampoo cost?
    Pantene.

    My girlfriend was looking at me with those puppy dog eyes, and she sighed, "Ahh, I remember the time we very first met."
    I said, "No you don't."
    She said, "What?!"
    "Urrrm, nothing..."

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