• Dear James.

    I've found hairs growing around my private parts, and I don't know why.
    My voice has gone all funny, and when I talk to Mrs Richardson the home economics teacher, my willy goes all stiff and I have to run to the toilet.
    Please don't tell anyone else on the forum, as I'm frightened they'll flame me.
    Hope you can help!
    General Lucifer
    P.E. Teacher.

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