Help! Money & Wheel Stolen by Russel Thamer

Repped, although i don't see how this retrieves the missing wheel?

shit.....
ummmm.

1. claim to have scottish ancestry, attempt to be called King of Scotland, develop a slight tendency to dictatorship, demand that xrawrx be extradited to the Isle of Skye/ Stornoway, and then use your new found power to develop chemical weapons, and poke him in the eye with the point of the missile. Whilst he is blinded, steal wheel back.