Epic fail

I wish I had some pictures or video to prove this actaully happened, but here goes!

I work in a bar and recently had to ask a woman to leave the premesis as she was drunk and being sick. When told that she was obviously being sick due to her (not inconsiderable) intake of booze and that it was time for her to climb the wooden hill to bedfordshire she attempted to excuse herself with the words 'I'm not drunk, I'm hickups pregnant'.

Perhaps she didn't want to be pregnant. Sometimes a few ladies tend to drink before having an abortion. Lame imho but yeah.