Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Instructions on the forum help section.

A better alternative is....

1. Visiting beers
   
2. Meeting people
   
3. Generally not taking stuff or yourself too seriously
   
4. Repeating to yourself - "it's only an internet forum about bikes, sort of"
   
   

If 1 and 2 are not an option, repeat steps 3 and 4.