General Election 2010

George Osborne has been caught up a school boy !

I'm switching to coffee soon, gin is making me feel like crying. Anyone drink Dissaronno? Those fancy adverts make it look attractive although ive never tasted it

My friend has one, then gets rather drunk (he's asian) but I think its nice, quite sweet

Gordon Brown has been exposed as a Lizard man !

My friend has one, then gets rather drunk (he's asian) but I think its nice, quite sweet

racist

I've thought of a new game - 'Spot Kate Bush' - hold on . . . . . .

getting asian friends drunk is not nice, or sweet.

I'm switching to coffee soon, gin is making me feel like crying. Anyone drink Dissaranno? Those fancy adverts make it look attractive although ive never tasted it

Mix with Jack Daniels and crushed ice. Tastes like marzipan.

racist

But its true! (Cries)

Gordon Brown has been exposed as a Lizard man !

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I'm switching to coffee soon, gin is making me feel like crying. Anyone drink Dissaronno? Those fancy adverts make it look attractive although ive never tasted it

It works well with chocolate milk

Right, I'm off to the toilet. Results expected in 10-20 minutes.

Right, I'm off to the toilet. Results expected in 10-20 minutes.

Thats a long shit even by my standards

Right, I'm off to the toilet. Results expected in 10-20 minutes.

Ba - Boom !

Ok, here we go, spot Kate Bush, £100 prize:

Thats a long shit even by my standards

much like voting, the act takes seconds - it's the analysis that is so prolonged.

B!! it's B!

I'm on fire.

Ok, here we go, spot Kate Bush, £100 prize:

Dave looks like he might have joined Fight Club?

My margin of error is pretty tight, I might have to apply some 'poll butter'.

much like voting, the act takes seconds - it's the analysis that is so prolonged.

5 years of prodding and dissection, only to find at it's heart a selection of nuts and vegetables,

actually I would love the election to be solved by a three-way cage fight between the candidates

B!! it's B!

I'm on fire.

Wrong.

Anyone else ?

Kate Bush! It's Kate Bush!

Dangit.

A! it's A!!

or
C! it's C!!

Wrong.

Anyone else ?

Its you, you are kate Bush, and i am watching you.

actually I would love the election to be solved by a three-way cage fight between the candidates

High-fucking-five.

A three-way naked man-on-man power struggle.