General Election 2010

The Tesco Value Minority Report touchscreen presentations are grating

Someone fucked up with their calculator.

exit polls from this morning revised with figures from this afternoon.

He just said "cunts" on tv. OMG the world ends.

This voters being turned away thing is fucking terrible, third world stuff, lot of results coming in, quite a few from London.

IT'S A SCANDAL!! probably.

Hanging chads etc

This voters being turned away thing is fucking terrible, third world stuff, lot of results coming in, quite a few from London.

Wow, running out of ballot papers!
Thats quite impressive (special?)

How has the exit poll changed over the last 30 min. Surely they can't have had any new information?

Early exit polls will be updated when later exit polls get factored in (which takes a while).

EDIT . . . what n3lson said

BBC reporter very obviously trying not to laugh about the UKIP plane crash

Makes ready manx troops, Britain will be mine. Mwahahahahaha

couldn't have happened to a nicer bloke

Letters on the plane BDW?

IT'S A SCANDAL!! probably.

Hanging chads etc

HA!

Early exit polls will be updated when later exit polls get factors in (which takes a while).

EDIT . . . what n3lson said

Ok, this is my first vote, and first time staying up since 97

is there a picture of this guy where he doesn't look like a bond villain?

Wow, running out of ballot papers!
Thats quite impressive (special?)

Fucking stupid cunts, what does it take ? A £30 printer and you have as many ballot paper as the demand calls for.

Fucking shameful stuff.

I've just adjusted my cat in line with the exit polls.

is there a picture of this guy where he doesn't look like a bond villain?

no.

Fucking stupid cunts, what does it take ? A £30 printer and you have as many ballot paper as the demand calls for.

Fucking shameful stuff.

Dial it down; there's a long night ahead. Don't want to peak too early,.

nah, those ballot papers have codes and stuff on the back.

I've just adjusted my cat in line with the exit polls.

I've just had a 8% swing.

which way?

nah, those ballot papers have codes and stuff on the back.

Ah, I see, good point, still pretty shit stuff.

I thought it was because they were all students and hence too slack to get out of bed in time to vote? No? Is there more to it than that? If you allowed voting at other polling stations this wouldn't be such an issue. sings song about dark ages

my dad told me he would stop talking to me if I voted tory. I think he calls osborne "a little toe rag" or some such.