Possible dodgy frame dilema

So if I am sarchastic I get attacked

if I am rude I get attacked

if I say he right thing I get attacked

fucking hell

how can I get it right here?

Reminds me of trying to have an agument wtb utter fucking imbeciles who lack the logic for a rigourous discussion or the sense of humour for anything amusing

please understand that in no way am I implying there are any idiots here

I have everyone on Lfgss up on a raised pedestal of intellectual might and rigour

Is this the equivalent of a forum mid-life identity crisis?