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I'm trying some new material out tomorrow night in Embra, and have a thing about N-Dubz at the moment, so am gonna give some of these a whirl:
Why did Dappy from N-Dubz stare at the orange juice?
Because he's a cunt
What did JLS say to N-Dubz?
Fuck off N-Dubz, you're making us look less shit
Why are there no painkillers in the jungle?
Because N-Dubz make music
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
N-Dubz
Knock Knock
Who's there?
N-Dubz
Do me a favour and just fuck off you bunch of fucking knob heads