"Hi, I'm the LibDem candidate in the election. You made that hill look effortless. Were you even breathing? Well, nice to meet you and I hope I can count on your vote next Thursday"
Actual quote from today's ride from some bloke in Richmond Park. :P
The unedited version^
As it happens he was miked up and when he got back in his car the following words were recorded
"Fuck me did you see that cunt going up that hill? Jesus, his arse is wider than my garage door. Sweating like a bastard too. What? He's Australian? Why the fuck did you let me waste my time talking to him then? Find me some fucking fat Brits you useless twats".
The unedited version^
As it happens he was miked up and when he got back in his car the following words were recorded
"Fuck me did you see that cunt going up that hill? Jesus, his arse is wider than my garage door. Sweating like a bastard too. What? He's Australian? Why the fuck did you let me waste my time talking to him then? Find me some fucking fat Brits you useless twats".