Why are Aussies so Awesome?

The thing I didn't like about Paddington was the horror stories of male on male gang rape. According to a policeman friend of mine it was a big issue at the time.

Sydney was pretty good to me tbh. I lived in Darlinghurst, Surrey Hills, Paddington and Rushcutters/Double Bay and all great areas to live in.
Surrey Hills was pretty edgy though (it was '96) being that close to Redfern and all that.

yeh, i imagine it's nothing like it once was. redfern is even quite bourgey now.

Bourgey, I like it.
Glebe used to be quite a laugh as well, not sure what it's like these days.

YouTube- How to fix a broken plasma screen.

any aussies on here with networking contacts (in melbourne/sydney) in financial services / banking?

care to hit me up?

for what in particular? jobs? investment opportunities? or are you looking to shag a banker?

yep, work / employment.

i can't work out if nny is flirting with balki or the other way around?!?

She's only human, Dogs...

She's only human, Dogs...

So does that mean your not flirting then? Maybe if nny wasn't human you'd would be more interested?

i can't work out if nny is flirting with balki or the other way around?!?

everytime you post something i imagine you doing that scandalised giggle talk thing you do.

srsly?

i think i spelled it wrong.. this is correct: woolloomooloo

it's pretty hip.

cheeky monkey, never heard of that, but i don't know sydney that well.

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Australia/

any aussies on here with networking contacts (in melbourne/sydney) in financial services / banking?
care to hit me up?

The truth comes out.

You lot over here there stealing our jobs...

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Hmmm real sized burger!
http://www.supersizedmeals.com/gallery/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=23238&g2_serialNumber=3&g2_GALLERYSID=b1747a828f6350dcc39008d16160d9cd

It's not, but that looks like a 'Cardy' burger. Cardy for a place called Cardross, not cardiac arrest.. although..

Australian Etiquette

IN GENERAL

1. Never take an open stubby to a job interview.
   
2. Always identify people in your paddocks before shooting at them.
   
3. It's tacky to take an Esky to church.
   
4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets.
   
5. Even if you're certain you're included in the will, it's rude to take your ute and trailer to the funeral.
   
   

DINING OUT

1. When decanting wine from the box, tilt the paper cup and pour slowly so as not to bruise the wine.
   
2. If drinking directly from the bottle, hold it with only one hand.
   
   
   

ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME

1. A centrepiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist.
   
2. Don't allow the dog to eat at the table, no matter how good his manners.
   
   

PERSONAL HYGIENE

1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this should be done in private, using one's OWN Ute keys.
   
2. Even if you live alone, deodorant isn't a waste of money.
   
3. Extensive use of deodorant can only delay bathing by a few days.
   
4. Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a no-no, it alters the taste of finger food and, if you are a woman, it may draw attention away from your jewellery.
   
   

DATING

1. Always offer to bait your date's hook – especially on the first date.
   
2. Be assertive. Let her know you're interested: "I've been wanting to go out with you ever since I read that stuff
   about you on the dunny door two years ago."
   
3. Establish with her parents what time she's expected back. Some will say 11:00 pm, others might say "Monday." If the latter is the answer, it's the man's responsibility to get her to school on time.
   
   

CINEMA ETIQUETTE

1. Crying babies should be taken to the foyer and picked up after the movie ends..
   
2. Refrain from yelling abuse at characters on the screen. Tests have proven they can't hear you.
   
   

WEDDINGS

1. Livestock is a poor choice for a wedding gift.
   
2. Kissing the bride for more than five seconds may cause a drop in your popularity. (Excessive use of the tongue is also considered out of place.)
   
3. For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A tracksuit with a cummer- bund and a clean football jumper can create a tacky appearance.
   
4. Though uncomfortable, say "yes" to socks and shoes for the occasion.
   
   

DRIVING ETIQUETTE

1. Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if your gun's loaded and the roo's in your rifle sight
   
2. When entering a roundabout, the vehicle with the largest roo bar doesn't always have the right of way...
   
3. Never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape.
   
4. When sending your wife down the road with a petrol can, it's impolite to ask her to return with beer also.
   

Awesome.

Aussie foreplay

"you awake love?"

Aussie foreplay

"you awake love?"

Beer and sun would be a nice combination, but I guess the unwashed masses that inhabit the said continent would prove too damn revolting to enjoy the good things they might have.

I guess NZ is even worse. And I shudder when I try to picture the native Tasmanian. "Ubertas et Fidelitas", just as long as it's kept in the family...

Aussie foreplay
"you awake love?"

What's foreplay?

ANZAC day today

^shit 'lest we forget' fail.

Beer and sun would be a nice combination, but I guess the unwashed masses that inhabit the said continent would prove too damn revolting to enjoy the good things they might have.

I guess NZ is even worse. And I shudder when I try to picture the native Tasmanian. "Ubertas et Fidelitas", just as long as it's kept in the family...

It gets nowhere near as hot in In Zud, and it rains plenty, washing the ute in the rain kills two birds with one stone, shower and a clean vehicle for the ladies when you pick them up after they've finished shearing.

ANZAC day today

Veterans injured when hit by a truck during the parade. Dark.

http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/veterans-injured-after-truck-loses-control-20100425-tlob.html?autostart=1

Also, look at these retards:

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/music/police-stop-justin-biebers-only-performance-in-australia-as-girls-faint/story-e6frfn09-1225858182059

Also, Australias first political prisoner Pauline Hanson.

http://www.news.com.au/national/pauline-hanson-held-by-immigration-officials-in-new-zealand/story-e6frfkvr-1225858279646