Spotted...

'pisshead polish pirate' * just by Bank this morning

• unlikely to be your real name but didnt catch your name on the East Ride on Saturday so made it up.
  

^ Hehehe... :D

Mr Mental rolling past On Your Bike on Tooley st as I was inside buying nuun tablets and picking up free maps.
(or should I say pisshead polish pirate?)

'pisshead polish pirate' * just by Bank this morning

• unlikely to be your real name but didnt catch your name on the East Ride on Saturday so made it up.
  
  
  

Mr Mental rolling past On Your Bike on Tooley st as I was inside buying nuun tablets and picking up free maps.
(or should I say pisshead polish pirate?)

Pisshead, brainless Polish pirate sounds better.

Pisshead, brainless Polish pirate sounds better.

'Mr.Mental' - that figures too. :-)

I was gonna go for pottymouth pisshead polish pirate.......

RANT RANT RANT RANT.
In one road in Shoreditch this morning, in the space of less than 30 seconds six people just walked straight out in front of me without looking. I'm close to giving up cycling for the summer now. I was incredulous. The sixth person I just slowed down and asked them if their neck worked.
RANT RANT RANT CUNTS

Nearly squished a child who ran out in front of me this morning, right in front of his horrified mother. Had to shout OI! twice before he looked round.

He looked pretty shaken. Good.

Dammit wanted me to post this...

"To the chap on the baby blue Whitcomb, geared with flat bars, wearing shorts, fluro jacket and black helmet who went down OKR, then around the roundabout onto Great Dover street this morning:

I hope that you are the victim of a freak accident involving Icelandic Volcanic Ash, Lederhosen, lightning and tooth picks, and that after a long and arduous recovery your digestive system is inexplicably but permanently reversed.

After a (nasty, friendless and short) life, as you lie on your death bed, harrowingly, achingly alone, broken from the cost of purchasing so much mouthwash, you realise that the cause of your decline is your own inability to ride a bicycle in the vicinity of others."

Bad morning then?

beautiful

RANT RANT RANT RANT.
In one road in Shoreditch this morning, in the space of less than 30 seconds six people just walked straight out in front of me without looking. I'm close to giving up cycling for the summer now. I was incredulous. The sixth person I just slowed down and asked them if their neck worked.
RANT RANT RANT CUNTS

mate, just take it easy, you'll not enjoy cycling if you let small thing like that affect you.

Thanks Hippo, I was having issues getting that off my chest and onto the forum

What is hippy hogging the duvet and the laptop?

a little roll with young fluff up kingsway this morning. sounds like you had a lovely ride in what with all those pooches from dover ;)

Ed, are you actually trying to lecture MikeC on getting enjoyment out of cycling?

Ha!

Last night around 6.45ish in the bloomsbury area I spotted that lovely yellow merkx lo-pro that changed hands on this here forum a few months ago. very nice bike indeed.

Ed, are you actually trying to lecture MikeC on getting enjoyment out of cycling?

Em, are you actually questioning what Ed says. Ed? The man who will be remembered as the Sheldon Brown of his generation?

Which one is that? The sunny delight generation?

dont know if it counts but got DAS shouted at me earlier in Falmouth by two young peds, It was unexpected being that I'm in Cornwall and all.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/justice/2459856/Britains-most-wanted-criminals.html?offset=37

Photoben in the Sun newspaper!

Cheeky cunt. Better than my celeb look-a-like. Cool name though "Giedrius Jankauskas"

dont know if it counts but got DAS shouted at me earlier in Falmouth by two young peds, It was unexpected being that I'm in Cornwall and all.

Art students probably... Wankers...

Photoben in Leeds last night, good to meet you man! Sweet frame you got there.

I was the guy who was absolutely annihilated and fell off my bike outside the pizza place.

Great to meet you all, cheers for making me feel welcome. You did perform a fantastic comedy stack. I blame it on that Polish Moonshine we were drinking....

mate, just take it easy, you'll not enjoy cycling if you let small thing like that affect you.

Ed, are you actually trying to lecture MikeC on getting enjoyment out of cycling?

lol. I love cycling. I tried changing my ride as fast as you can at all times approach to a more leisurely pace over winter, but could just not live with the way drivers treated me. The slower you go, the more they take the piss with you. This is a 100% fact. So back to full speed for the summer and then its the pedestrians you need to look out for. I know there is a happy balance to be found somewhere

shinscar and then 15 minutes later dammit looking very smart - both looking very relaxed in the sun